Thanks to @rafaelcastrocouto for the code to make this thing actually function! Still working on getting everything working.
Took out the code for the knobs since it was buggy. Will work on replacing it with something better.
Halftone pattern from http://codepen.io/sailor_secunda/pen/qtnfJ
At the moment I just grabbed his code, but I'm planning to make it RVB and multi-layer to use over bg-images